Saturday I got up early and picked up McDonald’s for everyone including Juju. Then everyone started moving. Last night there was a message on our machine that our delivery window would be Saturday between 1:30 and 3:30. At 11 o’clock Band Mom took a call from Sears that there were problems with earlier delivery and installations and that they would not make our delivery window. Well that’s a problem, since Band Mom has to take Pooh to work at 3 and I have to get the kids to my folks by 4 so that I can go and valet at 5. So Band Mom flips out on the people, and they say well they can deliver it the next day (remember the next day is SUNDAY). Band Mom asks if they are sure there is Sunday delivery. They say oh yes, we’ll have the same delivery time window, but should get a call to confirm that later today or early Sunday morning. Oh well, we wouldn’t be home for dinner anyway so no big deal…
I drop Pooh at work and come back home. Band Mom is getting ready and then my folks stop to pick up the kids and my dad lets me borrow his black sport coat since I don’t have one and wanted to dress nice to valet tonight. Band Mom and I head to the hotel for 5. Trav ended up backing out of valeting so the hotel owners brother in law was going to be my partner for the evening, since the owner didn’t feel Band Mom should be a valet. (Why the fuck not? She’s better than me?…just kidding ’cause she is.)
So Band Mom offered to help if there are needs else where since they are short staffed. Of course the need never arose so she just got to hang out and eat dinner and bs with friends while I worked my ass off. Okay, that is a bit of an exageration. Actually more than a bit of an exageration. We started the valet service at 5 and stopped accepting cars at 9. Four hours. And we parked a total of 7 cars. I parked 4 and my partner parked 3. Whoa slow down. I’m used to a desk job. I don’t know if I can take the pressure. We spent most of the time sitting and bullshitting hoping that someone would stop and take advantage of our services. I was so bored I would have parked a pedal bike if one would have pulled up. One nice thing I did get a free dinner out of it. They sent out the nights special for both of us. Lemon chicken, asparagus, and mashed potatoes. Excellent, thank you!
The final car that we parked left between 10:30 and 11 o’clock. Now the valet service cost $5. Then typically, the valet also gets a tip right? Now I was doing this more as a favor than a job, but a few tips would have been nice. After only parking 7 cars total, I wasn’t expecting much, but we parked some of the cheapest bastards ever I think. I made $4 more in tips than my partner and I made $4 in tips total. Gee, thanks mister, I can go get a pack of gum now! The owner did compensate us for our time though. Actually, he over compensated us. So, it does pay to do nice things for people after all.
When I was done, I took Pooh home and dropped her off, then I headed back to the hotel since Band Mom wanted to hang out for a while and after the night of boredom, I needed a beer or 8. There was karaoke in the bar and we ended up hanging out til close. Then we headed home and went to bed with visions of a new stove dancing in our heads.
One really interesting thing that happened during the evening. Around 6:30 Band Mom got a call from our neighbor. They wanted to let her know that a Sears delivery truck was in front of our house and the delivery people were going to leave our stove on our front porch. WOW! Band Mom lost it. They WERE NOT going to leave a $1000 stove on the front porch! Especially since we had already had our delivery rescheduled. Oh yeah and definitely since we paid extra for haul away service of our old stove. How, exactly, were they going to haul away our old stove (which was in the house) when they were just going to leave our new stove on the front porch since it was now 3 hours after our delivery window and NOONE WAS HOME? Poor delivery guys…